If you like being organised like myself, then you can purchase a treatment by just clicking BOOK NOW.
You can download the form, fill it in and then email it back to me! Sent to:
And snap, the jobs a game!
LOOK DOWN AT THE LIST BELOW AND SEE WHAT YOU FANCY. . .
Whether you want a regular treatment or something from the hybrid family, you can bank on the fact that one of my treatments will suit your needs.
You may not be laughing hysterically while floating along the ceiling having a tea party (still working on this USP), but you will feel lighter after one of these taster treatments at your desk.
Not quite matured to the age of Jane and Michael? Well, they were once babies too; so use this chance to bond with your wee bairn.
THIS AWARD-WINNING COMPANY WAS ONCE FORMALY KNOWN AS MASSAGES FOR PIRATES HAS NOW REBRANDED DUE TO WINDS BLOWING IN THE EAST.....
My treatments are excellent, and the word ocious translates in Spanish as "having nothing to do". When receiving a treatment from me, you will become excellent at having nothing to do except being super calming and mindful.
This new brand gives me even more freedom than before to express my artistic flair.
WHAT JANE AND MICHAEL WROTE IN THEIR LETTER
Cheery disposition, rosey cheeks, kind and witty; everything you want not just in a nanny but also in a holistic therapist.
INVEST YOUR TUPPENCE WISELY
You are better off spending your hard earned cash on a treatment with me than saving them in the bank.
YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID
As Mary Poppins made herself quite clear in the film, "I never explain myself" - nor will I.
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